"The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working."

Have you heard? Bigfoot was discovered in northern Georgia, which is precisely where I am. Check it out: www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/14/bigfoot.body/index.html

My uncle has been obsessed about this and jokingly schemes ways we could charge fees to tourists. He told me I should run down the street in a gorilla suit... I forget if he meant that as to spot more "sightings" or as live bait. It's been a hilarious couple days anyway.

And after an entire month of waiting... my landlady finally called me back. I moved out of my apartment 3 weeks ago, and notified her of my plans nearly 3 weeks before that, or so I thought. I've called and left messages that I am "moving out" and even wrote her a very detailed letter that I was "moving out", spending $5.00 to send it registered mail so I can prove she recieved it.

But I never heard from her until now: "Are you moving out?" Um... yes. wtf!?